First,
tagged me.
Name 7 of Your Original Characters
1. The Agent
2. Dr. Imma Schrei
3. Idina
4. Canan the Cannibal
5. Lawliette Raught
6. Regina Skarr
7. Lyn
[1] finds [2]’s secret stash of porn. On a scale of 1 to absolutely horrified, how do they react? Feel free to include why.
She'd look through it out of curiousity and get all blushy and flustered the whole time. XD Then confiscate it, repeating to herself "I won't look at it again later, I won't look at it again later..."
[6] tells [3] something s/he likes about him/her. In counterpoint, [3] tells [6] something s/he dislikes about him/her. How does this play out?
Regina: ... I don't like anything about you. You disrespect your father. That's the worst possible thing you can possibly do!
Idina: Yeah well... you're a bitchy little daddy's girl. >:/
Regina: Say that to my blade! *takes out a rapier*
Idina: Tell your blade to talk to my spear! *takes out a spear*
*LOL THEY FIGHT*
[7] finds [1] and [2] in bed together. What is his/her reaction?
"... Earthlings are fucking weird!"
Breakfast. [3]. [5]. The last bowl of cereal. Who gets it?
Iddy. XD Poor Lawli would get beat up.
[7] and [2] are in a room with their respective computers/ipods/boom boxes/whatever listening devices. There are no headphones (just speakers). What happens? (For the sake of argument, they can’t just go into separate rooms)
Lyn: You earthlings have strange music.
Schrei: HALTDENMUND! I vant to 'ear Billie!
(This is a bit of an inside joke; I got Schrei's name from a song by the German boy band Tokio Hotel, their singer's name is Billie XD Just a little trivia tidbit there)
Survivor. Who gets voted off the island first? Who wins? Feel free to add any particular misadventures along the way.
Lawli would go first, she's useless in the wilderness. Winner would probably be Canan, since she'd (try to) eat everyone. XD
[1] and [4] go out for a night on the town (this can be a date, a “girl’s night out,” or what-have-you). Where do they go?
I think Canan would try to get Agent to have a three-way with her and the Warden. It wouldn't end well.
In a follow up to the previous question, at whatever the most awkward/compromising location on that list is, they run into [3]. What happens?
Iddy would probably try to defend Agent from Canan. If they survived Iddy and Agent would probably get into talking about feminism. XD
[3] is kidnapped. What do [4] and [7] do about it (e.g. work together to rescue him/her, work separately and undermine each other’s efforts, ignore the situation completely)?
Canan would attempt to eat Lyn but then stop upon realizing Lyn isn't human (Canan doesn't eat Irken). Lyn would probably try to rescue Iddy on her own, but Iddy would most likely rescue herself before she got there.
[2] confesses his/her undying love for [6]. What circumstances would be needed to bring this about, and how does [6] react?
LOLOLOLOL OH GOD SCHREI'S A PEDOPHILE.
Schrei: Come 'ere kleines kind, I vill not 'urt you~ >8D I 'ave candy!
Regina: *rapier at the ready* BACK YOU CRADLE ROBBER, BACK I SAY
The police have just picked up [1] on suspicion of committing a crime. Who of the others is most likely to go to the police station and post bail?
Idina I guess. Feminists gotta stick together?
[5], [1], and [7] stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, they get stuck with a room with only two beds and no couch. How do they resolve this?
Agent would let Lawli sleep in her bed, she likes kids. Lyn would get the other bed.
[4] is granted the option to summon the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang to do their bit with any of the group (including him/herself). Who do they pick?
No one. Canan would eat them. Gays are delicious.
All seven discover /b/. Reactions, plz.
Agent would attempt to go all INTERNET SPY and see if they're doing anything illegal. Schrei would be like "SORT OF WANT". Iddy would vomit. Canan would go to /co/ or /h/ to look for Warden porn. Lawli would cry and be scarred for life. Regina would just shrug. Lyn would just be horrified and have a very, very bad idea of what humans are like.
Horror of horrors, the seven of them decide to order pizza. Who survives, who doesn’t, and what kind of pizza do they get? (Seven individual pizzas is considered cheating, yes)
Half pepperoni and half plain cheese, since that's what my family always gets. XD
[7] introduces [4] to his/her family. How does this go? (Ghosts are allowed for characters with deceased families)
Lyn has no family. Canan would be bored even if she did because there's no human flesh to eat.
[2], [4], and [3] are in a play with a kissing scene. Who will have to kiss whom, and what do all three of them think of it?
Canan would make Schrei kiss her, but it'd just be a trick so Canan could bite off Schrei's face.
Your story is being made into a movie, and the characters you’ve listed are allowed to pick who will be involved. Who do they choose? (This can be to play themselves or each other, to direct, compose, etc.)
Schrei would direct because she's bossy and controlling. Agent would want to do behind the scenes stuff but Schrei would force her to be a supporting actress in a skimpy outfit for the lulz. Iddy would be lead actress. Lawli would do makeup and costumes. Lyn would end up doing the behind the scenes stuff. Canan would have to be kept in a cage to keep from destroying the set. Schrei would appoint Regina assistant director but really make her just get coffee and donuts and whatnot. XD
[6] is pissed off over something. What do they do, and, more importantly, how do the others respond (you know, try to cheer them up, hide, etc.)?
They'd all stay away from her, afraid otherwise they'll be skewered by a rapier in Regina's Neo-Nazi RAEG
Lately I've been kind of depressed. My diet's not going well, my schoolwork is getting on my nerves, and I've been having trouble drawing. I really wanna get started with the 9 comic, but often I doubt if I have the ability or willpower to. Maybe I'm just not comfortable enough with the style yet and need more practice... I don't know...
Also kind of pissed my favorite game creator (next to Doug), Tim Schafer, just released a new game (Brutal Legend) that I can't play. Because it's only on PS3/Xbox 360 and I have neither.
The hell Tim?! Why is there no PC release?! Psychonauts had a PC release. 8(
So yeah I'm angry about that because I love Tim Schafer's games (Psychonauts and Grim Fandango both own my soul many many times over) and I really wanna play Brutal Legend. But it looks like I'm going to have to settle for the remake of Monkey Island on Steam or something until Christmas, where I hope to get one of the new model cheaper PS3s. Blah gamer angst D8
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Wish List I love getting fan art of my original and fan characters.
Will redo the list here soon.
10 sketches, all filled now 
Lazy
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